Super League injury crisis

The impact on player's bodies of a long, hard Super League season with little time off before a tough pre-season is well documented, but the game was plunged into a new crisis today as it was revealed that Richie Spedding is not injured. An unnamed head coach was heard to say "What chance do any of us have if he's fit?" as he ambled around his club's training ground sticking needles into a very handsome doll.